petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

unvivid:

it’s weird how body parts are considered sacred and secret when you can just take someone’s clothes off and see them, whereas someone’s personality or sense of humour or opinions and mind are all literally invisible, like there’s no way to see what someone’s mind is like without their consent. why don’t we glorify minds more than bodies, aren’t they more sacred and special?

dork-tier:

i changed a cuddle buddy application to include kissing. submit your application for consideration.

moriartty:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

some-teen-blogger: